Shelly's Comedylove

I added a new page to my website to share some of my stage performances AND will be adding shows to the calendar of Comedylove in the VERY near future!

What ever happened to that funny marching band chick who graduated in 1977? Today’s next performer is a late bloomer making up for lost time, finally going global sharing her gift of humor. She’s written: sketch comedies that have been performed on stage in Atlanta, a humor column and a book…OH MY! This comedian and contestant of Nickelodeon at Nite’s Funniest Mom Contest observes the absurdities of life and verbalizes the thoughts that the voices in YOUR head are discussing amongst themselves. Join me in welcoming SLP classmate Michele Wendling Ryan as she shares some old-school snippets of her signature “comedylove”. ~Filmed before an audience of 600 at the St. Louis Park High School All-Class Reunion Talent Show on August 25, 2012.

“Dennis Miller is the closest comparision to Michele’s unique story telling and humorous observations. You don’t need a college degree to ‘get her’ but pay rapt attention ’cause you don’t wanna miss a thing! She’s lightning sharp, quick witted and smart assed as hell. ENJOY!”
~Tim Olson, former classmate

Atlanta Boxer Rescue and presenting sponsor Paces Ferry Veterinary Clinic are hosting the fifth-annual Boxerstock music festival on October 21, 2012 at Jim Miller Park in Marietta, GA. Boxerstock offers an entire day of family fun and live music from nationally-known and local performers. Returning as emcee for her fourth year, comedienne Shelly Ryan will keep the audience entertained between acts.

COMING SOON: New gigs and show schedule!

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No doubt I’ll watch the Super Bowl…again. For what reason I don’t know; maybe because it seems like the thing to do. I’ve attended Super Bowl parties, not as much because I’m a big football fan (especially when neither the team from my current or home town states are playing), but because the food is plentiful…and people seem amused by my sportscasting commentary.

Is it my imagination, or is football season becoming longer? The season ends at the same time, but it seems we’re watching preseason games as early as July. Then there was arena football, which means you’re guaranteed virtual year-round entertainment, unless your satellite provider has the All Football Channel, where you can watch reruns of old games 24/7.

Plenty of people watch the games and not only identify the teams, but also the players. An evening with friends at our local haunt’s Happy Hour was an unforgettable one. A group of larger-than-average men, many of whom had no visible necks, were adamant about making the patrons aware of their entrance. My first impression was that they were models for one of those Big & Tall Men’s clothing shops. Then Joanne exclaimed, “Don’t you know who they are?” She informed me the boisterous boys were the Minnesota Vikings.

My friend Marcie doesn’t keep track of players, much less the teams. When I asked her whom she hoped would clinch the Super Bowl, she responded, “Whichever team has the prettiest jerseys.” And come on ladies, we know we all enjoy those “tight ends” especially on a high definition big screen! Now that’s one football term I understand. I’d also give extra points to teams whose players wear larger diamond earrings than I could dream of owning.

My daughter asked for an explanation about some of the rules of the game. “I don’t get this ‘downs’ stuff,” she said. In the end, we both were more confused by the technical explanation that ensued. So, here’s my condensed and easy to comprehend explanation of the game of football:

A bunch of burly guys have to move the ball down the field. In their attempt to do so, many other burly guys will try to get the ball away from the opponent, apparently thinking the more men that are in a jumbo pile on top of the guy with the ball, the better.

I don’t get it…even if one or two other large men have grabbed him by the ankles and a couple more are sitting on him, what are the chances of his escaping? It’s not enough that the player with the ball gets tackled to the ground and is obviously going nowhere. Ten other men have to jump on him just in case the first ones didn’t do a good enough job?

If they can’t get down to the end of the field in four tries, the other team gets the ball and they start the process all over again, only they run down to opposite end of the field. If they do score, it’s called a touchdown. Let’s not forget about the token smaller man they have on the team whose job it is to kick the ball. He traditionally remains unscathed.

So why do they call it “downs”? Because football players spend a lot of time down on the ground on their tight ends.

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Excerpt from travel journal
Somewhere in the Irish countryside…
7-19-2005

Our road trip took us past many interesting towns…Ballykelly, Ballybogey, Billy Bob Bally. Went past the Country Lane B&B. Quaint farm house with many cattle in front yard. Must be their security system. “You’ll be protected around the clock by our vigilant bovines.”

Laughter is the best medicine. Saw a sign for Mr. Phlemy’s Furniture. Imagine walking in with sales staff clearing their throats. For accessories, visit Mr. Loogie’s Lamp Shoppe.

More evidence that Ireland is one of the most polite places in the world. In addition to seeing signs in buildings “please mind your step,” there are welcome signs to each village as well as ones thanking you for driving safely and bidding farewell in many languages: Good Bye, Bon Voyage and Gute Fahrt (which must be German for “bye-bye” or “I impressed myself and others with recently letting one rip”).

When one spends hours winding through the countryside, it’s amazing how observant one becomes. Cows and sheep seem to spend an infinite amount of time in the “grazing” position. With all that eating you’d think they’d be much larger than they are. However, they are prone to “gute fahrts” and, according to scientific studies, are the cause of ozone depletion due to belching and passing other gaseous methane substances.

All that eating also leads to position favoured by young children, “going potty.” Occasionally see livestock in “resting” position. For some reason sheep sleep near rocks.

More to follow…

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You can take the girl out of Minnesota…but watch out when she comes back! What were my favorite activities (and songs) back in the day? Enjoy my interview with Parktv Channel 16 as I take a few laughs down memory lane at the St. Louis Park HS all-school reunion!

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Time flies when you’re having fun and joining the fight against cancer! I felt beyond blessed to be a part of this project. Last Friday I shipped the hat to an amazing lady, Bea Hall, who will continue the adventure…she wrote on Monday:

The hat has arrived! Unfortunately, 2 of my media people have backed out because “we’re not associated with ACS”. Fine. I’ll get the message out my way! May not have many pictures, because my 6 year old photographer is quite jiggly, but it is going to Tampa tomorrow, Savannah today and Friday, the “sampler” craft show in Sylvania on Saturday where it will proudly sit on the head of an amazing little boy….I got the hat!!!

This is the spirit that is the driving force behind The Cancer Has Cancer Foundation and every other group…big or small…that works tirelessly to shout the message of awareness and continue funding research so one day a cure can be discovered!

My own journey of gratitude continues as I am inspired by the images and stories; this one from my home town…Sunday’s post from the Minnesota Ovarian Cancer Alliance: Isn’t this a sight? If you’re in Minneapolis tonight, don’t miss the 35W Bridge lit up in teal!

And the post from LindaLee Francis:
Tune in to Dr. Oz THIS Wednesday, 12 September to watch an amazing video…starring ovarian cancer survivor, beauty queen, amazing person, princess warrior: Heather E Rodriguez!! ♥ her! PLEASE watch, DVR, TiVo…whatever you have to do!! You ROCK Heather!! ♥

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What a delight it’s been to be a part of the Cancer Has Cancer Foundation’s project, “Where in the world is Heather’s hat?” The stop in Atlanta was wonderful, and naturally the time went by too quickly. Today I sent the hat to its next destination…where the amazing story will continue.

Please take a moment and enjoy the following chapter from an Atlanta comedian/writer who joins others to make the world a happier, healthier place through this fun and fashionable global initiative!

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Yesterday was a fun and most rewarding day…hitting the streets of Atlanta to continue to raise awareness of cancer!

Our first stop was for lunch at the world-famous Varsity. Then it was on to Turner Field where we sang a rousing chorus of “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”, discussed the mathematical concept of the 7th inning stretch and met a nice security guy, Cedric. We also caught a bit of the Olympic spirit from the 1996 Sumer Games. Since this leg of the hat’s journey is focusing on both childhood and ovarian cancers, we visited Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta and Northside Hospital Women’s Center. Check out the video updates at: http://www.youtube.com/ComedyloveLLC

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After a warm welcome and tour yesterday that included Lake Allatoona, rollin’ down Highway 41 and lunch at Marietta’s landmark, The Big Chicken, Heather’s hat and I are ready to hit the road and see more fun sites in the Atlanta area while raising awareness of cancer.

Yes, that IS a Big Chicken!

For the video tour, stop by my YouTube channel. More to follow…

The Cancer has Cancer Foundation is on a mission to raise cancer awareness for all types of cancers using our social networks and send a single hat around the world in efforts to not only raise awareness but shed light on each cancer survivor’s individual struggle. More information can be found in the official press release: http://www.cancerhascancer.org/press-releases.html

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Where in the world is Heather’s hat?
Atlanta, GA   August 28, 2012
 
The next stop on the “Where in the world is Heather’s hat?” summer tour is Atlanta, GA where comedian and author Michele Wendling Ryan is excited to be taking part in this fun and fashionable global initiative, with the personal mission of raising awareness for childhood and ovarian cancers.
 
Michele has generously shared her gift of humor as MC for several Indie Music for Life fundraising events as well as Sophia’s Hope, a benefit for a four-year-old girl with a rare brain tumor who earned her angel wings…but continues to be an inspiration to those children who continue the fight.
 
She joined the Feel Teal Club that began with a witty and heartfelt dedication which is reflective of her admiration of the late-great comedienne Gilda Radner who lost her battle with ovarian cancer in 1989. Since then her book “Floor It! Road Trips Down the Humor Highway” (a portion of the proceeds of which are donated to ovarian cancer organizations worldwide) has been making a healing difference with what has come to be known as Comedylove. Michele also produced a podcast: Feel Teal Talk.
 
Participants on each leg of the journey have been adding their photos and videos with Heather’s Hat. Likewise, Michele will capture and share numerous notable Atlanta landmarks and with YOUR help would love to save countless lives by spreading the message of awareness to your audience.
 
Michele’s energy is contagious, and interviews with her have been described as “eavesdropping on a conversation between friends.” Please contact us to connect with an incredible journey of one woman’s passion to make the world a happier and healthier place!
 
Love & laughs,

Contact:
Michele Wendling Ryan
Comedylove, LLC
shellyryancomedy@gmail.com
http://shellyscomedylove.com
 
The Cancer has Cancer Foundation is on a mission to raise cancer awareness for all types of cancers using our social networks and send a single hat around the world in efforts to not only raise awareness but shed light on each cancer survivor’s individual struggle. More information can be found in the official press release: http://www.cancerhascancer.org/press-releases.html

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It is an honor for me to make a road trip to Charlotte, NC on Sunday, August 19th and MC the Lydia’s Legacy Teal Tea to help “provide awareness and visibility to gynecologic cancers and to raise money for a research and a cure.”

Founded by the daughter of Dr. Lydia Ross who succomed to cancer in June 2010. Lydia was a community and healthcare advocate who fought cancer like a champ. One of her last wishes was that other people could be aware of “the other” women’s cancer that currently does not get the visibility that other cancers do, and so… Lydia’s Legacy was born.

In addition to donating a “Road Trip Bag of Fun” to the the silent auction, I’m doing even more to support this awesome non-profit: I will donate 25% of proceeds from sales of Floor It! the entire week (through midnight this Sunday) to Lydia’s Legacy.

Order your copy/ies today by following this link. And don’t forget that laughter is not only the best medicine, it makes an excellent gift! In addition to enjoying a ride on the “humor highway” you will be helping save the lives of countless women. Thank you!

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